Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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