Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Hey

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Write your own

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Akshaytiger World

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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No

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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