A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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