Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What is black but also yellow? A song.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

I only like NY as a friend.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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