- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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