What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Women's sports.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Penis.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What is brown and sticky?

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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