Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Nickelback.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Josh kissing a girl

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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