- Anti Joke

Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Obama-Care

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

You know George Washington? He died.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.