roses are red, violets are violet

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Chuck Norris died.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Whats9+10 19

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Your mother

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Penis!

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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