a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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you will die someday

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What is worse than hell?

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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