Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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How do magnets work?

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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