- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

A Banana wrote this...

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Avery has crabs.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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