Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Anti Joke

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