Penis in a box.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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I'm Jewish

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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planking.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Frown is a four letter word.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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