If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Adam Sandler.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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