This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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what time is it rape time

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Your Mom

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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