Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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