How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

planking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Frown is a four letter word.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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