What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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