- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

I'm Jewish

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Penis in a box.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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