What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Wolf Pussy

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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