Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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French people

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Hitler is my role model

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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