What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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whos gay? you are

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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