- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Penis jokes.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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