knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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women's rights

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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