- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Working hard or hardly working????

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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