- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Women's rights.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Jews for Jesus

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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