I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

My Girlfriend

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Grapefruit.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Pavel Novak

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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