knock knock go away ok

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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knock knock your gay

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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minced oaths

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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