How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Teen pregnancy

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What sucks?

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Your mother is a man.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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666 im christian

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Steve Jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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