- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

planking.

Vagina-Boob

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Chayton

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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