Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Sarah Palin is President

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Women's sports.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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