Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Steve Jobs.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Knock knock Come in!

Nickelback.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Frown is a four letter word.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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