- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Bumsniffer

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

hey bill!

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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