What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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I'm gay.

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This is not a good joke.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A jew went to Germany.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Your mom goes to college

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Anti Joke

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