Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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shut up

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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