Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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