why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Blarg

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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How do magnets work?

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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