What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Nathan Gooderson.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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dog

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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