A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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the guy below me is gay

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Good.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Anti Joke

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