- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

I only like NY as a friend.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

A jew went to Germany.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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