roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Women's rights

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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