what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Women's sports.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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