Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

in the begining... god made some stuff

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

Women's sports.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

A bar walks into your mother.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Women's rights

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Anti Joke

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