What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

women leaving the kitchen

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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