What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Johnson stops eating

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Women's rights

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Fuck her

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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