- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

A guy is playing cod

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

brett is a dick

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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