- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Hitler is my role model

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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