Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

roses are red, violets are violet

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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