A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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whos gay? you are

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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i love antijokes

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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