women leaving the kitchen

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

What's white and sticky? Glue

is mayonnaise an instrument?

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Mitt Romney for president.

A man walks into a bar.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Whats9+10 19

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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