A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Star Wars

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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