If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What is a question?

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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