Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Dozer has a soul

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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im a selling a car

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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George W. Bush

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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