there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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