A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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obama is a good president

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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