- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

c+t+c?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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