Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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T-Dog scare me

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Who has downs this joke

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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