Anne Frank.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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A fat boy walked into a party

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balls in ya mouf

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Anti Joke

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