http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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