What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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