Obama-Care

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Barack Obama

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Knock Knock Come in

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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