- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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