What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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