Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Hitler was Jewish.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Anti Joke

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