Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Hey, Max!!

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