hi. thats what she said.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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