Your doorbell is broken.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

I hate black people. Because their black.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

i dislike sack in my mouth

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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