Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

thumb_up thumb_down +26

no u

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

women have rights

thumb_up thumb_down +26

There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's cold and icy? Ice

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Hellen Keller

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

thumb_up thumb_down +20

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops