- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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