When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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