Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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maddie latino

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Blarg

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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