How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Your mom

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Why did he die? He was sick.

A seal walks into a club.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Knock knock Come in!

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Google Doodles

Potato

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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