What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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hi. thats what she said.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A jew went to Germany.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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