Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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