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Google Doodles

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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