yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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nice shorts.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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