- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Period Blood

whats pale and white your ass.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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