The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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