- Anti Joke

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

The penn state football administration

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina