- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Take my wife- to the store.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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