A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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math test 2=2

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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