Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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i love antijokes

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penis

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Chuck Norris.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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