- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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