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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Yes. Just Yes.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

It's long!

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

I only like NY as a friend.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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